I Once Won November 1937 in a Poker Game

“Mad as a box of frogs”

I suppose it’s the easiest hair style to deal with when facing interstellar travel.

[Teal’c and Col. O’Neill are standing on a patch of astroturf in front of the activated Stargate in full golf clothing, holding drivers. Teal’c shoots a golf ball into the gate.]

Col. O’Neill: [appreciatively] Oh yeah! That’ll play…How far is Alaris, anyway?

Teal’c: [As he tees up a ball for O’Neill to shoot] Several billion miles, O’Neill.

Col. O’Neill: That’s gotta be a record.[O’Neill shoots a ball into the gate.]

Gen. Hammond: [off, over the speaker] Colonel O’Neill, what the hell are you doing?!

Col. O’Neill: [turns to face the control room, which is behind and above the camera, shouts and gesticulates, frustrated] In the middle of my backswing?!