[Teal’c and Col. O’Neill are standing on a patch of astroturf in front of the activated Stargate in full golf clothing, holding drivers. Teal’c shoots a golf ball into the gate.]
Col. O’Neill: [appreciatively] Oh yeah! That’ll play…How far is Alaris, anyway?
Teal’c: [As he tees up a ball for O’Neill to shoot] Several billion miles, O’Neill.
Col. O’Neill: That’s gotta be a record.[O’Neill shoots a ball into the gate.]
Gen. Hammond: [off, over the speaker] Colonel O’Neill, what the hell are you doing?!
Col. O’Neill: [turns to face the control room, which is behind and above the camera, shouts and gesticulates, frustrated] In the middle of my backswing?!