December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Where the hell did you find chocolate pie?
Me: What happened last night? Friend: Dude, you got killer munchies. You made almost all the pizzas in the freezer and then ate them and chocolate pie. Where the hell did you find chocolate pie? Me:
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
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"Bring back her heart in this"
I’m sorry…wait, no I’m not. Kristen Stewart sucks. Snow White and the Huntsman could have been much better cast.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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"Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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"We are a plain quiet folk and have no use for...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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In my future house I want to have a room that is...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Twas the night before finals...
Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, … But none touched their beds, While visions of essays Danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor Would loosen up their thinking. In my own apartment, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I...
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“You do know how to play pinochle?” Mr. D eyed me suspiciously....”
– ― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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